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🚀 "I don't understand it." — A colleague
🧻 "Regulated by absolutely no one"
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💡 "Why does this exist?" — Everyone
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Mission statement (working draft)
Solving problems humanity has ignored for far too long.
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Over-engineer it
We solve a problem nobody asked us to solve, with technology nobody requested.
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Or at the very least, change where you pee. Big if true.
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